Sunday, June 24, 2007

#65 - I have a secret...

I'm a professional hypnotist.

This is the symbol of a secret group I became a member of 3000 years ago, ( Ok, 3,181 years ago tomorrow.)

It's the secret society of secret holders.

We use the word secret as a lure. By saying "I'll tell you a secret," we titillate and stimulate interest. "Oh yes, please tell me. (I won't tell another soul, 'til later, and under threat of severe bodily harm.) Your secret's safe with me."

Pandora's box held dire secrets. Once opened, the secret loosed was lost.

Secrets are secret for a reason. Some are intended to be revealed down the road, such as a surprise birthday party. Some are to be taken to the grave. (Where is Jimmy Hoffa?)

Psssst! I do have a secret. Last night Doctor Lambed Kroner told me the exact winning numbers to next week's lottery. I'll tell you what they are. With whom will you share them?

This photo was taken in my secret place. If you guess the location correctly, I'll share the numbers with you! ;-)

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Blogger Lee said...

Shhhh...I won't tell a soul, Rel!

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Kat said...

What's that bunny doing in your garden Rel? He's going to eat up all your bulbs!

10:50 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

I might be the only one who doesnt want the lotto it was too much money it would only confuse me and cause I figure if we have enough to eat and enjoy our lives, who needs the lotto? ok, so I might enjoy it as much as the next person...I would rush out and buy more shoes which I dont need and then I would have to buy a bigger house to keep them in...see what I mean? Then I would have to worry about someone breaking into my house to get the money!

On the other hand....I would so enjoy getting hypnotized...I have been before and its so relaxing!

I think that bunny is in your garden....isnt he cute? I am trying to catch a groundhog....he digs underneath my fence and makes me crazy. then my dog can get out under the fence....I have a cage to catch him in but when I checked it this morning the lettuce was gone out of it and NO GROUNDHOG! I havent figured that one out yet! lol

11:29 AM  
Blogger Rob Kistner said...

Your secret place is Mr. Mr. McGregor's garden... ;)

Fun post!

By the way-- thanks for sharing about your 10 megapixel camera in the comments of your June 21st PT post. My old camera was only 4 mpx. You inspired me to explore what’s out there. I ended up with a 10 mpx Nikon CoolPix P5000. Man, the image stabilization on the new cameras is great for macro work!

12:51 PM  
Blogger paris parfait said...

I like Rob's answer - and that photo is wonderful! (All the rabbits in the Bois across the road are dying of mexamatosis).

1:59 PM  
Blogger sundaycynce said...

Very clever. Wonderful picture of the rabbit.
Aren't you worried that if you tell too many people the lottery numbers, the money will be to little for everyone to be worth it, esp. after they take the taxes out of everyone's share.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Churlita said...

Nice bunny photo. They're always so cute, until they eat all your vegetables.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Puss-in-Boots said...

So Rel, you're a was my father. He used to get rid of my migraines for me.

And that rabbit looks like it's in amongst your sweetcorn plants...but don't tell me your Lotto numbers. Once a secret is told to just one person, it's a secret no longer.

Good luck with the Lotto.

1:19 AM  
Blogger Remiman said...

The rabbit was espied in Mrs. McGregor's flower garden, a much more extensive and easy to hide in garden than Mr.'s vegetable garden. ;-)
Catching this photo was serendipity at its highest.

4:24 AM  
Blogger giggles said...

Geesh Rel I thought maybe you had been lurking around my yard. Apparently there was a cute bunny hopping around my yard just this week. I haven’t spied him yet….if so I shall put out a carrot… and lure those numbers out of him. Sounds like it may be easier than getting it out of you! Probably an American Lottery, so I guess I’ll just have to win the Canadian 649 instead! Very cute post, keep those secrets tucked away until their due date. Some just never expire do they!

Hugs Giggles

5:08 AM  
Anonymous gautami said...

rel, you do hypnotise us with your so DIfferent posts.

Beautiful photo of the bunny!

12:27 PM  
Blogger Lucy said...

cute post, cute bunny, cute guessing game! Is your favorite place your vegetable garden? :)

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Pearl said...

I liked to bunnies in my post and you have a bunny in your...flower bed? IS that a close enough guess?

11:02 PM  
Anonymous gel said...

Not interested in the lottery, but oh did I hit the jackpot reading your public take on the "secret" prompt! Creatively done.

1:26 AM  
Blogger Wanderlust Scarlett said...

Ok Rel,

Here we go, pick the answer that is correct please-

1. The bunny is on my computer monitor.


2. The bunny is outside in the vegetation...


it's early morning, partly cloudy.

How'd I do?

Scarlett & Viaggiatore

2:58 AM  
Blogger Remiman said...

Scarlett & Viaggiatore,
You are quick! It must be the two heads are better than one thingy. ;-)
You win, if for nothing else than your creativity,
The numbers are: 5061871364

4:54 AM  
Blogger Crafty Green Poet said...

I know I'm late but I just wanted to say what a lovely bunny photo! We used to have a beautiful bunny running around our house, but she looked nothing like this one!

4:46 PM  

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